No.

Kelly Clarkson on her show just casually stated that when she was a kid going to school in Ft. Worth, TX, it was a poor area, and they didn't have a big playground, so the way they had fun at recess was going out to their yard, where there were a bunch of big holes all over the ground, and TARANTULAS would come out of these holes and they would PLAY WITH TARANTUALS during their recess breaks.  A BUNCH OF THEM.  ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I have curled up in a ball on my couch and will let you know if I ever recover.