Saturday, February 10, 2007

Mildly Amusing Quotes of the Day

Truer words have rarely been spoken...

"The only thing scarier than crashing and dying due to bad fuel management in your airplane would be surviving it and having to live it down!!"

"Winning" an argument on the internet is like wetting yourself in black pants...it warms you up, but nobody notices.

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On the more serious side...

"The secret to happiness is freedom, and the secret to freedom is courage"- Thucydides

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And on the more rude side...

"According to Self magazine, one in four women say they have negative thoughts about their body during sex. See, why do women worry about these kinds of things? During sex men are probably thinking about some other woman's body anyway. Don't worry about it!" -Jay Leno

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